‘The Hills’ to Return for Fifth Season
And Lauren Conrad to remain inexplicably, massively famous. Sigh.
Posted 11/11/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Gives Us the Male-Model Action We Deserve
This week's episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who's picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
Posted 10/10/08 in The Cut
Over the Hills
We Have Spencer Pratt’s Phone Number
Want to scream at Spencer yourself? Thanks to Facebook and the 'Daily News,' you can!
Posted 10/07/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Needs a Peace Accord
In this week's episode, Heidi makes an earnest plea for reconciliation with Lauren. You can imagine how that went over.
Posted 09/23/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
Lauren Ditches ‘The Hills’ — and We Are Entertained!
L.C. is vacationing in Italy, which means the supporting characters are running the show this week. And? It's actually good.
Posted 09/16/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘The Hills’ Knows No Economic Drama
Another week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad's world.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
‘Hills’ Doubleheader: Audrina and Lauren Finally Talk, OMG.
In this week's second episode, the girls get the mascara all over the place. Obviously.
Posted 09/09/08 in The Cut
Head for the Hills
A Double Dose of ‘The Hills’
MTV blessed us twice as much this week, especially in giving us a blowout "let's totally implode in Vegas" episode.
Posted 09/02/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Gets Its Very Own Yenta
In an episode much improved from last week's snoozer, Whitney goes to New York and Kelly Cutrone multitasks like a power bitch.
Posted 08/29/08 in Grub Street
NewsFeed
Soooo Lame! Heidi and Spencer May Open Lounge in Murray Hill
What will it be called? The Hill, obvi!
Posted 08/26/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
Drama on ‘The Hills’ Strangely Akin to That of Middle East
Episode two of the latest season was a waste, save for some current-events analysis from the one and only Spencer Pratt.
Posted 08/20/08 in The Cut
Loose Threads
Teachers Alter Shopping Habits; Hedi Slimane’s New Men’s ‘Vogue’ Cover Debuts
Also, Jane Birkin designs for Lutz & Patmos, Halston handbags disappoint, and Betsey Johnson kissed a girl.
Posted 08/19/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
When You’re in ‘The Hills,’ You'll Never Be Friends
The new season of 'The Hills' premiered last night, and we could finally breathe for the first time.
Posted 08/04/08 in The Cut
Loose Threads
Emporio Armani Launches Intimates; Alessandra Ambrosio Gives Birth!
Also: Vera Wang's Lavender label launches shoes, Elizabeth and James jewelry is now on preorder, and Speidi moves.
Posted 07/24/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
Forecasting ‘The Hills’: A Whole Season in a Single Trailer
MTV has released a preview for season four, and we can pretty much tell you exactly how this whole sloppy thing is going to play out.
Posted 06/12/08 in The Cut
New York Fugging City
The Teen Idol Is Dead, Long Live the (Reality-TV) Teen Idol
Remember when teen idols had actual talent? Yeah, those were the days before Nicole Richie, Speidi, and reality television ruined it all.
Posted 06/11/08 in Daily Intel
Intel
Love Letters From Great Men Redux: The John McCain–Heidi Montag Correspondence
We've discovered the secret e-mail correspondence between John McCain and supporter Heidi Montag — and it's way better than that Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson junk!
Posted 05/13/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’ Season Finale: Speidi, at Last
It's the season finale, and this episode boils down to the only things that matter in 'Hills'-ville: Heidi and Spencer, and the Lauren-Lo-Audrina mess.
Posted 05/06/08 in The Cut
Cult of Personality
‘The Hills’: No Place Like Audrina's Crappy Home
This week in the continuing saga we like to refer to as Shitting on Audrina’s Head, we open with Heidi (sleeveless and wearing a scarf, as is the inexplicable L.A. style) and her fake boss Brent Bolthouse chatting in his office.
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